Akpos got admitted into the best school in his village.
It was his first day in the school and an Inspector of Education came visiting.
The CRS teacher was in class telling us the story of DANIEL IN THE LION'S DEN when he sighted the
principal and the inspector heading towards the class.
The old and forgetful CRS teacher wrote GENESIS as the topic on the board without thinking.
Class: Good mooooooorning sir, we are happy to see you sir.
Inspector: Good morning class, i can see your teacher is telling you what happened in the book of
genesis?.
Class: Yeeeeeeeees sir!.
Inspector (pointing to Akpos): Ok, you there, who killed Abel?.
Akpos: Sir i don't know, i have been in the class since 8am, ask my friend Ofego, i didn't kill Abel sir.
Inspector (angry): I said who killed Abel?
Akpos: I am a christian, i don't kill. I don't even know this Abel you are talking about, is he in our class?.
Inspector (Turning to the Teacher): Ok Teacher can you tell the class who killed Abel?
CRS Teacher (Knees down and open his hands wide): My son, How can you expect me to
kill, what example will i be showing to my students if i kill a person?
Inspector (disappointed and turns to the principal): Ok class the principal will help to tell us who killed Abel. Mr principal, who killed Abel?.
Principal: When you came to my office, didn't you see me there?.
Inspector: Yes, i did!.
Principal: Did you see blood stains in my hands?.
Inspector: No!.
Principal: How could i have killed Abel? Where is the proof that i did?.
The whole class clapped for the principal..
So who really killed abel?
It was his first day in the school and an Inspector of Education came visiting.
The CRS teacher was in class telling us the story of DANIEL IN THE LION'S DEN when he sighted the
principal and the inspector heading towards the class.
The old and forgetful CRS teacher wrote GENESIS as the topic on the board without thinking.
Class: Good mooooooorning sir, we are happy to see you sir.
Inspector: Good morning class, i can see your teacher is telling you what happened in the book of
genesis?.
Class: Yeeeeeeeees sir!.
Inspector (pointing to Akpos): Ok, you there, who killed Abel?.
Akpos: Sir i don't know, i have been in the class since 8am, ask my friend Ofego, i didn't kill Abel sir.
Inspector (angry): I said who killed Abel?
Akpos: I am a christian, i don't kill. I don't even know this Abel you are talking about, is he in our class?.
Inspector (Turning to the Teacher): Ok Teacher can you tell the class who killed Abel?
CRS Teacher (Knees down and open his hands wide): My son, How can you expect me to
kill, what example will i be showing to my students if i kill a person?
Inspector (disappointed and turns to the principal): Ok class the principal will help to tell us who killed Abel. Mr principal, who killed Abel?.
Principal: When you came to my office, didn't you see me there?.
Inspector: Yes, i did!.
Principal: Did you see blood stains in my hands?.
Inspector: No!.
Principal: How could i have killed Abel? Where is the proof that i did?.
The whole class clapped for the principal..
So who really killed abel?
Hahahhahahah,so funny can't stop laffin anyway d inspector killed Abel,lol..
ReplyDeleteDaniel of Yabaleft killed Abel....I have proof
ReplyDeleteVery dry
ReplyDeleteLool akpos the wisest fool of all time
ReplyDeleteLolzzzzz
ReplyDeleteLol funny na me kill abel
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