How to upgrade your Blackberry Smartphone to Android 4.2

So everyone seems to be going android now especially now that Tecno has come up with a new range of cheap Android phones.

Now we have come up with one of the latest technology to upgrade your Blackberry phone to an Android

The procedure is easy but you have to follow it carefully else you could destroy your phone forever. If you aren’t sure of yourself, give your phone to someone who is tech savvy to follow these steps for you.

The procedure

Get your blackberry smartphone ready phone ready. Make sure it is fully charged

Got to your kitchen

Get a fry pan and pour any kind of oil into it.

Set it to heat on the cooker/stove and wait till it begins to give off a bit of smoke to show it is very hot.

Throw your phone into the pan and let it heat till it is a crisp golden brown then remove it.

Take a bath, dress up and go to a Samsung store

Buy a Samsung Galaxy S4

Congratulations, you have successfully upgraded from Blackberry to Android! You can now enjoy android like everybody else. Again, make sure you follow the procedure carefully for maximum results. Have fun upgrading!

(Disclaimer: The writer of this article will take no responsibility for any phones damaged while following this procedure. Using this tutorial is fully at the risk of the reader.)

- Zakura Weekly

30 comments:

  1. the writer needs to be taken to yaba left

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  2. This person is just a fool4 wasting my time! -_-

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    1. So mumu you wanted to upgrade ur curve1 blackberry to Android? Like WTF mhen?

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  3. Haahhahahahahahahahhaha. I can't get angry with him; instead, the whole thing keeps me laughing!

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  4. This site is worth crashing!

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  5. I jux tried it & it worked!!!

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  6. Omg I swear u ar a fool

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  7. Infact u meant to be arrested nd thrown in jail forever nd ever,my fone is nt working again cause of u.Idiot

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  8. I just can't stop laffing.

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  9. YabaLeft awaiting anyone who try this

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  10. Am sure u are a patient of Yaba left

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  11. ČŠ̝̊̅§ nt even funny. Pls try somtin meanful nxt time.

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  12. Interesting can't blive i tried it nd it worked buhahahahaha d writer is a big COW!!!!

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  13. Mdzidz wenu,Eish

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  14. Nice 1! I hope u av upgraded as well!

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  15. For this useless post i'll surely crash this site...

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  16. Hahaha... that's funny. But the BB would probably still work, whilst trying that with GS4 it would turn into 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter' in 2.37 seconds.

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    1. Good comment Anonymous! BB will still work!

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    2. True guys true. It really works. Everything is there! From a serious email to a minion run. Go and take a run with your Despicable Minon. Cheers!

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  17. No sane person in their right mind would change their amazing BB device with that great durable HW to a cheap Samsung phones because everyone seems to be doing so!
    BB10 platform is the best out there but you wouldn’t know because you haven’t even touched one.

    While US government and many professionals are still using BB devices and upgrading to their new platform, clowns like you with nothing better to do, come up with stupid articles to bash them.

    It’s funny because you haven’t even given any reason to why one needs to switch to Samsung except for it being CHEAP and that Others seem to be doing so!

    I personally chose BB10 to lead and not to follow, there are many like me who don’t use their phones as a toy but a computing device and actually get things done.

    Blackberry might be going through some tough times but they are not going anywhere and will soon come back stronger than ever!

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    1. Ki lo de? Who stole ur sweet? Tell me naa! Oya pele. How much did they pay u to lick them balls like this?

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  18. Junk! This man just wants to increase website traffic. BB10 Rocks! It's not necessary I do what everyone else is doing. I do not want to be a doctor but my all three roommates are studying medicine. You idiot, I love my BB and BBM. I'd rather fry a SAMSUNG S4 with the addition of some extremely hot spices. Would you like to test?

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  19. pointless jokes. this joke and all the jokes on this page is lame and fked in the head.. get a life losers..

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